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Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt

You all know Steven Seagal. He’s the martial artist who starred in such classics as Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, and Above the Law.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFL_iddl8NlWbH4nIgxxVT5uT8rz0yKS6-mKHCU_FyEHV9miWycLj-KqzLIV9Z1Cvr5soUTyG99ZTgecre7nnYVikaIsOEg7VbXWt7uTeIskUh2lAhGX5xpgxWHUpLv0sF2dz55JaVzwM/s1600/seagal_3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFL_iddl8NlWbH4nIgxxVT5uT8rz0yKS6-mKHCU_FyEHV9miWycLj-KqzLIV9Z1Cvr5soUTyG99ZTgecre7nnYVikaIsOEg7VbXWt7uTeIskUh2lAhGX5xpgxWHUpLv0sF2dz55JaVzwM/s1600/seagal_3.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />He was also in Under Siege but if you’re like us the only thing you remember about that movie was Erika Eleniak popping out of that cake. Anyway, he’s become something of an oddball over the last decade or two, trying his hand at actual law enforcement while also trying to become a musician. Oh, and he also sells his own energy drink.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg39mWyBs30f4insPUzU41piG7uy9Zdj6JDMu21XA2jP1Mxt8Ib8XnSTFAtVZaQOvZ5y_DEV7nGX22OdedXi8C_c9Uo37zbOvXcekLgPyfSEN-29CPptbQMd3QkYuvbVeYSMlZwNsrhKLU/s1600/seagal_2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="572" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg39mWyBs30f4insPUzU41piG7uy9Zdj6JDMu21XA2jP1Mxt8Ib8XnSTFAtVZaQOvZ5y_DEV7nGX22OdedXi8C_c9Uo37zbOvXcekLgPyfSEN-29CPptbQMd3QkYuvbVeYSMlZwNsrhKLU/s1600/seagal_2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><a name='more'></a><br />The drink is called Lightning Bolt, and we can only assume it’s made from his actual sweat and gives you super karate powers. At least that’s what we’re guessing based on the Amazon reviews, which are about the best thing to come from this line of drinks.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW4zwCwtHNMNqNAsJ37ujnT8GU88ed8JQfnQCKGjGwHfQUptZlBu6i_tJPsa6eD7Fe7WuLVooPlPiunqz6nkhAx_JHxOAz2etNWPgb1vEqlkPf75ElW1Qar7aBMG2DUu1vLAx0vAXBX0g/s1600/seagal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="260" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW4zwCwtHNMNqNAsJ37ujnT8GU88ed8JQfnQCKGjGwHfQUptZlBu6i_tJPsa6eD7Fe7WuLVooPlPiunqz6nkhAx_JHxOAz2etNWPgb1vEqlkPf75ElW1Qar7aBMG2DUu1vLAx0vAXBX0g/s1600/seagal.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />One choice review includes a customer saying Lightning Bolt got him so pumped up he had an out of body experience while thwarting a terrorist attack, so you may want to start slowly with this particular beverage.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/IId64OJdCKM?rel=0" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript">google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6412456300276695"; /* 336x280, stvoreno 2011.08.12 */ google_ad_slot = "2114137887"; google_ad_width = 336; google_ad_height = 280; </script><br /><br /><script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><script type="text/javascript">google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6412456300276695"; /* 336x280, stvoreno 2011.08.12 */ google_ad_slot = "2114137887"; google_ad_width = 336; google_ad_height = 280; </script><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6412456300276695"; /* novi-1 */ google_ad_slot = "4178019576"; google_ad_width = 336; google_ad_height = 280; </script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><script type="text/javascript">google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6412456300276695"; /* 336x280, stvoreno 2011.08.12 */ google_ad_slot = "2114137887"; google_ad_width = 336; google_ad_height = 280; </script><br /><br /><script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /><script type="text/javascript">google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6412456300276695"; /* 336x280, stvoreno 2011.08.12 */ google_ad_slot = "2114137887"; google_ad_width = 336; google_ad_height = 280; </script>

Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt

You all know Steven Seagal. He’s the martial artist who starred in such classics as Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, and Above the Law. He wa...